May 2013
sstain:
If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you
Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it
Good luck figuring out which one
snapchatting:
my life would probably get 2 notes
“Addiction is tricky. For example: a man who quit smoking for 11 years spent 15...”
– (via idiotshitbaby)
durincested:
I heard you were talkin’ shit about Eowyn. (⊙‿⊙✿)
youwishangelfish:
Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
scoutsbutt:
if i talk to you in all caps and bad grammar then that means u are friend
winking-skeever:
Is anyone else weirdly self-conscious about wiper blade speed? Like, I’m always afraid that I’ll have them set too fast for the amount of rain happening, and people will look at me and judge me like “lol omg bitch be tryin 2 hard”
thisisnotchina:
protip: if you think asia only consists of china, korea, and japan, you need to go back to elementary school geography
this goes double for asians who say shit like “indians aren’t real asians”
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kyung-soo:
we waited 1 year for this comeback
and it’s as gay as it can get
god bless sm
theanti90smovement:
*straight white guy voice* how is that offensive?
h0odrich:
It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth
“We are the generation of nostalgia. We grew up in the age of transition. From...”
– This is the best/truest thing I’ve read in so long (via thesleepingfawn)
But this explains the 90s kids
(via thebbcisslowlykillingme)
“1. Kids don’t drop out of school, they’re pushed out because the knowledge is...”
– Quotes by Uzma Shakir - Muslim woman and feminist. (via mehreenkasana)
what you said was: "i don't respect women who don't respect themselves"
what you meant was: "i and society as a whole hold women up to ridiculous respectability standards directly relating to the "purity" of said women while hypersexualizing them at the same time and if you are a woman and don't fit my awkward monolith of criteria then i refuse to acknowledge your humanity"
what i heard was: "hi i'm a misogynist piece of shit, please punch me in my face"
binkshapiro:
whosromeo:
girls are attracted to assholes because in elementary school girls were told “if he’s mean to you that means he likes you”
the da vinci code has been cracked
Rules my Grandma's Psychiatrist gave her in '56
Get some cheap dishes and break them when you get upset.
Learn how to say “NO” and don’t feel guilty about it
Buy something frivolous for yourself once in awhile, like a new hat.
Never again do anything you don’t want to do.
firelordazula:
do you ever go through your own blog and just smile because even though as a blog it is objectively terrible it’s, like, the only space in the world that is 100% tailored to you and your interests
“I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because...”
– Ellen Degeneres (via chakraa)
“Let them miss you. Sometimes when you’re always available, they take you for...”
– (via isolatedinhungerland)
yourtubes:
*asks ouija board who unfollowed me*
jesussbabymomma:
DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7
